Mortimer Edison
demon
wields shadow
night vision
limited shapeshifting
ability to create a scythe out of shadow
from the taste of my lips, you know that i'm toxic...
Posts: 88
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Post by Mortimer Edison on Oct 13, 2008 14:37:12 GMT -5
Now I feel partly responsible for being involved in the second incident (Kjara and Mort, naturally), but honestly people, this has gotten ridiculous. Seriously, will it kill us to think of something original? Hey, here's an idea - AIDS. AIDS is always funny. Haha. See? Hilarity is sure to ensue. Now,NO MORE GODDAMN PREGNANCIES, FFS! I swear, if one more person gets preggers in the next couple of months, Mort and/or Dai will personally abort it for them. Thank you.
Now, for god's sake, wear a fucking condom.
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Kaden Ferris
werewolf
geokinesis
enhanced sight, hearing, smell, and strength
illusion
Posts: 47
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Post by Kaden Ferris on Oct 13, 2008 15:08:34 GMT -5
I shall have to say....I agree =\
Just because you sex someone doesn't mean ya get pregnant. If that were true, there would be many, many more kids roaming around the world. x3 ...and probably at my school, too...;>__> xDDDD
But yeah.....we do allow sex and crap at this site, but I think the plot bunnies with pregnancies is beginning to be used so often, that it really isn't funny anymore. In fact, it's a bit annoying at this point....so I have to agree with Brennaybear ♥ [/blockquote] |
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Isolde Farraday
human
weather control
wields elements
atmokinesis
not about love.
Posts: 27
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Post by Isolde Farraday on Oct 13, 2008 15:34:12 GMT -5
mort and dai's abortion clinic. just sayin'. just sayin'.
i mean, yeah. it happens. a lot. especially in my school. both of my best friends have babies. but please. let's move on.
oh, and bren: AIDS. lulz. |
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Daileh Few
mixed race
human/demon
ability to summon help
manipulation
ability to absorb people
oranges and bad habits
Posts: 109
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Post by Daileh Few on Oct 13, 2008 16:40:55 GMT -5
no more babies plox.
dai can only kill so many before they lose their fun. i mean, they're not even real people. so, not as fun. get it?
but seriously, i'll hunt you all down if sammii is randomly prego up the anal cavity.
and please, no tiaXezra plot twists either. no incestual demon bebes. D<
i think the only pregnancy i'll stand for is izzy getting knocked up. because she's a dyke and that makes it okay. :3 the baby would have two mommies.
butstill.
BIRTH CONTROL FTW.
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Isolde Farraday
human
weather control
wields elements
atmokinesis
not about love.
Posts: 27
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Post by Isolde Farraday on Oct 14, 2008 18:55:35 GMT -5
chyeahh she'd just need another mommy. : ) |
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Mortimer Edison
demon
wields shadow
night vision
limited shapeshifting
ability to create a scythe out of shadow
from the taste of my lips, you know that i'm toxic...
Posts: 88
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Post by Mortimer Edison on Oct 15, 2008 4:12:32 GMT -5
back off. dai's mine. D:<
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Isolde Farraday
human
weather control
wields elements
atmokinesis
not about love.
Posts: 27
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Post by Isolde Farraday on Oct 15, 2008 11:50:58 GMT -5
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Mortimer Edison
demon
wields shadow
night vision
limited shapeshifting
ability to create a scythe out of shadow
from the taste of my lips, you know that i'm toxic...
Posts: 88
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Post by Mortimer Edison on Oct 16, 2008 3:08:56 GMT -5
you wish. ;DD
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Post by Parker James on Oct 16, 2008 14:31:39 GMT -5
I kind of do agree as well. I almost wish I wouldn't have come up with the Parker magically gets knocked up and has a baby. Although, I don't agree that it's not too easy to make babies. My experience says otherwise. When you knock up the second girl you sleep with after only sleeping together for one month...you learn it's pretty easy...  (lonnnggg story that courtney and tim kind of know about ) We should all come together and create awesome plot ideas!  |
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Isolde Farraday
human
weather control
wields elements
atmokinesis
not about love.
Posts: 27
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Post by Isolde Farraday on Oct 16, 2008 15:28:19 GMT -5
oh, sure, pregnancy is pretty easy... i know firsthand, my two best friends have babies.
and brenny, you wish.
moral of the story, kids:
don't be silly, wrap your willy. : D |
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Post by Parker James on Oct 16, 2008 20:19:06 GMT -5
wrap it or slap it.  |
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Kjara von Rael
demon
shapeshifter
talks to animals
I become a hero, when you tell me that you love me
Posts: 165
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Post by Kjara von Rael on Oct 19, 2008 22:32:49 GMT -5
HA! Nice.  |
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Daryl Bailey
fallen angel
flight
phasing
illusion
Now ROCK it out...
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Post by Daryl Bailey on Oct 20, 2008 15:29:22 GMT -5
yeah, I've got to say, I'm a bit ashamed with my "pregnancy plot". This pregnancy thing really is getting out of hand...
oh, wolfay, you'd be surprised just how many girls at our school are pregnant. Being able to boast "Highest Pregnancy Rate in Virginia" actually means something. xDDD I mean, come on. about 50% of our school, if not more, has had sex at least once. Take 25% of that for the girls. 18% of them were pregnant at least once last year. Then there's the...what...2% that was pregnant more than once last year? So...not as hard as you'd think. ^.^
Now, I'm off to ship Cara's kids to the circus.
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