345 things NOT to do at Winterthorne.

[ezra hart]

red's idea. ♥

we're making a list of three hundred and forty-five things not to do or say at winterthorne. (:

so keep on adding them! x]

the list is in the next post~



- sazxv. roger. savilicous. jeff. savvers.

[ezra hart]

345 things NOT to do at Winterthorne.

1) do NOT mess with people who can drop your ass off a pyramid.
2) don't attempt a food fight. we take it to a whole other level.
3) it's called dodgeball for a reason.
4) they're WOLVES, not DOGS.
5) yes, vampires can get their eggos preggo, thank you very much.
6) this is not hogwarts. there will be no flying on brooms of any kind.
7) don't hate on elves. they will cheat at scrabble.
8) it's not rape if you scream "surprise!".
9) let Ezra Hart teleport you EVERYWHERE.
10) piss Ezra Hart off.
11) believe everything you see/hear.
12) if they look scary/mean, do not get on their bad side. you will end up on their hit list.
13) dinosaurs do bleed purple.
14) if your shoes go missing, it was probably the druggie kid down the hall.
15) if it's a demon, chances are, they know a guy.
16) attempting to raise the dead is a horrible idea.
17) Mortimer Edison is a really nice guy and should be trusted unconditionally.
18) hoodies are totally in.
19) if someone turns up dead, a wizard did it.
20) it is always a good idea to wander the halls alone at midnight.
21) if you want to get laid, go to Eurodisney.
22) knocking up jailbait shapeshifters with tons of emotional baggage is not wise.
23) Fate is a dirty whore and is really easy to to bribe.
24) the teachers and staff do not like you. all five of them.
25) if you are beautiful and have a vagina it is likely that Mortimer Edison will try to fuck you.
26) if you are beautiful and have a penis it is likely that Ezra Hart will try to fuck you.
27) making out with Mort with Dai watching = barrel of laughs.
28) never play strip twister if your chest has been exposed to acid.
29) never tell demons you hardly know that you are a virgin.
30) never go to any of the surrounding hospitals. hilarity and missing organs will ensue.
31) your mother stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
32) if any gargoyle supercops ask you for your sweet teen poon evidence, give it to them.
33) don't say "I love you" to more than one person at once.
34) try not to toss pregnant chicks through walls, especially if it's your seed.
35) having "slut" carved into your chest is never a good thing.
36) be careful about who you call heartless.
37) be afraid of knock knock jokes. knock knock doesn't mean what you think it does.
38) black is the new black.
39) should a zombie outbreak occur, contact you local history of magic teacher.
40) it takes 666 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but only if you've a forked tongue.
41) don't piss off computer geeks. they'll taze you, bro.
42) a little truth or dare never hurt anyone [and if it did, we have people that can heal...]
43) never kill your best friend, or else fate will give you a horrible nickname [case in point, ezra = slutmuffin. ♥]
44) the demons that flock together, kill together.
45) demons bite hard.
46) half demons bite harder.
47) truth or dare is the only option.
48) fact: everyone has made out with blair. if they haven't, they're likely dead or a virgin. same thing either way, right?
49) don't nab boyfriends. just... just don't.
50) teleportation tag is for a certain kind of person. don't attempt it.
51) seriously, don't steal Dai's men. we're not shitting you.
52) if you make out with trenton colville, asher harris will throw a lamp at you.
53) if you enter the closet at the c-house, prepare to get raped.
54) shotgun weddings when you aren't even dating yet are perfectly acceptable and totally normal.

[Mortimer Edison]

I've got some more for you dearie.

17. Mortimer Edison is a really nice guy and should be trusted unconditionally.
18. hoodies are totally in.
19. if someone turns up dead, a wizard did it.
20. it is always a good idea to wander the halls alone at midnight.
21. if you want to get laid, go to Eurodisney.
22. knocking up jailbait shapeshifters with tons of emotional baggage is not wise.
23. Fate is a dirty whore and is really easy to to bribe.
24. the teachers and staff do not like you. all five of them.
25. if you are beautiful and have a vagina it is likely that Mortimer Edison will try to fuck you.
26. if you are beautiful and have a penis it is likely that Ezra Hart will try to fuck you.
27. making out with Mort with Dai watching = barrel of laughs.
28. never play strip twister if your chest has been exposed to acid.
29. never tell demons you hardly know that you are a virgin.
30. never go to any of the surrounding hospitals. hilarity and missing organs will ensue.
31. your mother stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
32. if any gargoyle supercops ask you for your sweet teen poon evidence, give it to them.
33. don't say "I love you" to more than one person at once.
34. try not to toss pregnant chicks through walls, especially if it's your seed.
35. having "slut" carved into your chest is never a good thing.

[ezra hart]

XD! addedddddd. <3

[Daileh Few]

36. be careful about who you call heartless.
37. be afraid of knock knock jokes. knock knock doesn't mean what you think it does.
38. black is the new black.
39. should a zombie outbreak occur, contact you local history of magic teacher.
40. it takes 666 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but only if you've a forked tongue.
41. don't piss off computer geeks. they'll taze you, bro.

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[sammii knowell]

xDD added dudee <3

[Evan Warner]

may I just say that this made my whole day like... 49856249586295 times better? xD

but I have an objection to
26) if you are beautiful and have a penis it is likely that Ezra Hart will try to fuck you.
that's more of a Trenton thing.
Just thought I'd say. :P

<3333

[jackson sales]

42) a little truth or dare never hurt anyone [and if it did, we have people that can heal...]
43) never kill your best friend, or else fate will give you a horrible nickname [case in point, ezra = slutmuffin. ♥]

[Daileh Few]

44) the demons that flock together, kill together.
45) demons bite hard.
46) half demons bite harder.
47) truth or dare is the only option.
48) fact: everyone has made out with blair. if they haven't, they're likely dead or a virgin. same thing either way, right?
49) don't nab boyfriends. just... just don't.[
50) teleportation tag is for a certain kind of person. don't attempt it.

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[Mortimer Edison]

51) seriously, don't steal Dai's men. we're not shitting you.

[sammii knowell]

lmao!
added loves <3

[Isolde Farraday]

52. if you make out with trenton colville, asher harris will throw a lamp at you.
53. if you enter the closet at the c-house, prepare to get raped.


mmhmmm.

[Asher Harris]

so true. on both accounts. <333

[Isolde Farraday]

oh, and...

54. shotgun weddings when you aren't even dating yet are perfectly acceptable and totally normal.

[ezra hart]

XDDDD addedddd.