screw the wishes...

[Xio Beckett]

GRANTED...

But they withered up and fell off the moment you tried to fly.

I wish I had a new phone.

[leo]

Wish Granted....But its bright pink and you only get it for 24 hours

I wish I had a million dollars

[Xio Beckett]

GRANTED...

..But everyone turned on you and only wanted you for your money so you went into depression and committed suicide. hehe. Wow that was bad.

I wish I had anew bass guitar

[fletcher cross]

Wish granted! Only you become so obsessed with playing it that it's all you ever do. You physically can not stop. Your fingers wear down. The skin starts to rip off. You slowly waste away, playing the only song you can...

I wish that I could help starving children.

Muahaha. Don't screw over the poor children.

[Evan Warner]

Wish Granted!
But in order to help the starving child, you feed yourself to it.
o.o;

I wish I could speak a difference language.

[Xio Beckett]

GRANTED

But you can't understand a word you say so you repeatedly insult people and eventually someone shoots you for it.

I wish you couldn't mess with my wish xD

[fletcher cross]

G-- Shit, I tried this and they couldn't get me. D:

...Granted... only...you tried to...and...

...god damnit. D:<

I wish that didn't just happen.

[Xio Beckett]

lol

Granted...

..Except it did happen. In an alternate reality. xD

I wish I could tune my bass correctly. Grr.

[fletcher cross]

Granted... Only you tune it so perfectly that suddenly everyone in the world wanted you to tune theirs correctly. You were spun into years of servitude, tuning people's instruments...

I wish you would just get the goods to my house, I have the damn money.

[Xio Beckett]

Granted...

Only they weren't the goods you wanted.

I wish I had a cupcake

[Evan Warner]

Wish Granted!

Only, there's a toe wrapped in bandages and bacon in the middle. o.o;

I wish I'd win this singing contest I'm entering.

[Xio Beckett]

[gross lol]

Granted...

...But everyone hates you for winning and the whole world turns it back on you.

I wish William Beckett loved me! xD

Haha, you wouldn't break my heart would you?

[Evan Warner]

Oh dang.

Granted!
But because he loved you and not somebody else named Gabe Saporta, that somebody else got really really angry, depressed and attempt to murder you, only to be foiled by William. It all results in their death, whomever this other person may be. o.o;



I wish I were a rockstar! :D

[Xio Beckett]

Oh, no, Gabe! =O

Granted!

But your lifestyle of fame would make you mean and bitter and greedy towards everyone.

I wish I was going to Warped Tour.

[Evan Warner]

Granted!

But since you killed Gabe with your love for William, Cobra Starship pulls off the tour and then so do The Academy Is... and Gym Class Heroes to mourn the loss of their good friend Gabe. Soon, more and more bands, all of which you wanted to see, pull off the tour and the tour is loaded on with shitty heavy metal bands and pop princesses.

I wish my friend would stop being a prick. o.o;