edit: if you don't want to read these, just look at this thread: hotlinkage.
...you still need to read the rules, though. ;]

oo1. whatever the admins say goes. we are gods of your wooorllldd! plus, picking a fight with us is not the thing you want to do.

oo2. despite the fact there seem to be no upper case letters in this thread, please, please, please use correct grammar and spelling. third person would also be good.

bad example: *sammii walks in* OMG ily ezraa????
good example: Sammii shoved past the demon and ignored the lusty joke. "Go fuck off and die."

oo3. post length is a minimum of one paragraph [7-9 lines]. yeah, people luse their muse, have off-days, whatever. as long as you keep it that length or more, we have no problem with it.

oo4. be respectful of other members, both in and out of character. that being said, get your ass off my lawn, betch! D:<
...kidding.

oo5. you can have as many characters as you want. seriously. you could have fifty-bajillion and we wouldn't care at all. just keep them active, please. (:

oo6. please, no anime celebs. yeah, sure, they might be good series, but we'd like to keep actual people. myspace icons, facebook, vampire-freaks, whatever-interesting-website people are allowed. in fact, very welcome. and the thing to put for the application is "lick my wenis. lick ittttt."

oo7. the silver keys that students get are to the front gates of the castle. many keep it on a necklace, or a charm bracelet. as you continue your journey, you might find keys to other areas...

oo8. please, please, PLEASE do not email us about admin positions. yes, every now and then we will be asking for another admin. no, we do not want twenty-billion PMs that we don't need.
however, feel free to send us PMs with cupcakes.
we like cupcakes. ;w;

oo9. no godmodding [ NO, sav didn't forget to write that >.> ]. godmodding is controlling another person's character. likewise, no mary sues.

godmodding example: Blair punched Adrien, who flew into the sun and burned to death.
good example: Blair shot out, hoping to hit Adrien and send him into a fiery death (as everyone else hoped).

mary sue example: June is popular, pretty, good at sports, loved by everyone, and has no flaws MY ASS. D:<
good example: Something other than that. Check out one of the admin bios, or something. -lazy-

o1o. this is a mature, semi-lit rp. swearing, sex, and violence are heavily encouraged. but the main idea of it all is HAVE FUN!
why else would we slave over making this site?

o11. kelsaayy says not to use yourself as your chara's celeb. so yeah.

o12. .......seriously, send us cupcakes : D

o13. ohyah. i forgot. PLEASE do not freaking invent new races. NO, we do not have "alien" as a race. NO, we do not have "phoenix" as a race. In fact, we don't have centaurs or dragons or pixies or fauns or demi-gods or WHATTHEFUCKEVAR YOU CAN THINK OF! D: I'm sorry, but that's been bothering me.

we do, however, have flaming, invisible kittens who can walk up walls.

...jaykay. d: